Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I think we need a dose of the Onion today

Area Man Sorry He's Late, Got Here As Fast As He Could

CHICAGO—Thirty-four-year-old associate sales representative Ben Anderson, who got here as fast as he possibly could, is really, really sorry he's late. "What did I miss?" asked Anderson, who again, is so sorry, but the bus—well, it's a long story. "My girlfriend and the dog—and now I'm holding everything up. Sorry. Sorry." Anderson, who added that he's honestly very sorry, has asked that everyone just ignore him and carry on while he gets himself settled.

ha ha

Conspiracy Theorist Has Elaborate Explanation For Why He's Single

Child Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks

Daughter Thinks It's Time To Have Sex Talk With Parents

Partygoers Mocked By Catering Staff

Dorm RA 'Not Like The Other Dorm RAs,' Says Dorm RA

Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder ha ha, totally

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